We’ll try to have a fun day this Sunday, August 16, in the Tell a Joke Day Tournament, hosted by Aurora.
How to Celebrate?
- Every time you meet someone on this day, tell them a joke.
- Pick up a joke book and spend your lunch hour reading it.
- Watch your favorite comedians do their thing either on TV.
- Play a harmless prank on your co-worker or friend.
- Join us this Sunday for the Tell a Joke Day Tournament.
When?
Sunday, August 16, at 2PM US Eastern Time (8PM Central European Time).
Where?
Click COMPETITIVE, then Free Tournaments and search for the the Tell a Joke Day tournament, or for yellow host Aurora.
Who can play?
All BBOers are welcome.
Comments
36 responses to “Tell a Joke Day Tournament”
My game is a joke 🙂
My face is funny
Are points given?
COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman! Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
That’s a joke ?????
Q: Why did the guy take the ham to the pawnbroker?
A: To hock it.
Q: What do Mediterranean islanders build their houses out of to withstand storms?
A: Con-Crete.
Silly: My podiatrist is suing me. *sigh*
Billy: What, you can’t foot the bill again?
Q: What’s a Scot’s favorite chocolate drink?
A: Nessie Quik
Q: Did you hear that Santa was having trouble paying the North Pole mortgage?
A: Yeah, he had to wreath – inance.
What did the buffalo say to his kid when dropping him off at school?
Bye, son.
I spent 1/2 of everything I ever earned on entry fees, travel to tournaments ad hotel bills at tourament sites. The rest I wasted.
Since wearing a mask all the time, i have a great career as a ventriloquist!
Bridge is like sex. Either you need a good partner or you need a good hand
What do you get when you cross Betty Crocker with Babe Ruth?
a better batter
That is funny!!
Three guys are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a beer and hands it to the grasshopper. Not knowing exactly how to talk to an insect, the bartender says “you know, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says “Really! You have a drink named Steve?”
A giraffe goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a beer and tells the giraffe “That’ll be nine dollars”. The giraffe gives the bartender a 10 and says “Keep the change”. The bartender says to the giraffe, “you know, we don’t get many giraffes in here.” The giraffe says “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
If april showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
— pilgrims!
I remember that riddle vividly.
What’s the difference between an ugly women and a good looking guy?
At least six feet!
There are 3 kinds of bridge players: Those who can count and those that can’t
I understood SOS signal and my partner’s opening bid is 3NT. I promptly bid 4NT ace asking. Ultimately we reached 7NT and when when my opponent doubled it whose opening lead is with K,Q of hearts. I understood this contract cannot be made. As per the instruction of my guide, redoubled it to go for some other suit as SOS signal. After end of the game, two down My partner scolded me ” what is the escape suit for 7NT idiot? “. Everybody watching the table laughed loudly.
When my partner bid one club, opponent asked me ” what is this one club.” . Being a beginner, I promptly replied him, ” with club as trump, my partner is challenging you that he will make 7 tricks. “. Opponent got angry and called the tournament director, explained that I am irritating him. Director convinced him that I am a beginner and so as per the learner’s book, what he studied is his reply.
Why is the question for these Sunday Tournaments, “Are points given?” never answered?
It’s always answered… The answer is always no, there are no points given. It’s a free fun tourney, with tournament chat allowed, open to all, organized every Sunday.
Thank you for your response. I have never seen it answered before.
There are 10 diffenrent kinds of people.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t…
Good advice to a dislexic.
Try to deliberately spell it wrong.
That way you at least have a chance…
Q: What’s the title of a blank book?
A: Rebids by pre-emptor.
a lady goes into ice cream store asks for a gallon of chocolate ice cream-he clerk says no chicolate then the ladyasks for a pint of choclte icecream -clerk again say s no chocolate then old lady asks for maybej ust an chocolate ice cream cone-the clerk asks lady do youknow how to spell the van in vanilla sure van-do yu know how to spell the straw in strawberry-sure straw-the clerk says do you know how to spell the—-i chocolate clerk say that is what I have been tryig to tell you there is no f—-in chocolate
Texas Transfer — relocation to a branch office in Dallas.
hi
trying to find your tournament under Free Tourneys, but not there
A bridge duffer was polishing a lamp and… poof! Out popped a genie who said, “I will grant you one wish.”
The duffer unfolded a map of the world and said, “Let all of these countries live in peace and harmony.”
“You’ve got to be kidding! I’m only a genie.”
The duffer thought for a while and then suggested, “OK, then make me a winning bridge player.”
“Hmm… ” the genie pondered. “Let me see that map again.”
a bridge addict always returned home late ..after bridge he would drink (second addiction) ..wife complains ..next day she goes with him to the same bar and orders the same drink(whiskey)..after first sip she says a curse word and spits it out …to which the b addict exclaims,,,”SEE ? and u thought i was ENJOYING myself!!!!”
a bridge addict goes to a bar (second addiction) after bridge and returns home late everyday ..wife says to him i will also come for a drink from now on ..ok..so next day she goes to the same bar and orders a drink(whiskey) and after the first sip says a curse and spits it out ..the husband says “see? and u always thought i am enjoying myself!!!!
Three bridge players walk into a bar. Well, two bridge players and my partner.
Loved this last one!
Bob: You should’ve seen the hand we played in swiss teams last week. The opponents contract was one club vulnerable… we put them down six!!!!
Larry: Wow! Interesting!! Do you remember how the auction went?