Author: Razorsharp

We have a real good chance to win our section in the 8PM Speedball toonimint Sept. 9 when that last board 12 flickered onto the BBO Vu-Graph (as I imagined the whole world was watching — just like on a small-screen TV game show of yore). My mind’s-eye drifted back… back… When I twitched to…

On the very first board of the day(long), I was shocked by a brain spasm: “We’re totally out of toilet paper!?!” That jolted my finger out-of-whack, and so I misclicked 1♥ instead of 1♠ 🙁 ……… (Oh, who am I kidding!) I actually studied my bid hard-and-long, pondering the risk-reward factor. My 16 HCP +…

Diving back into the Daylong robot toonimint ocean, I’m determined to hook that elusive 90% game. Up floated this hand that could separate the RazorSharks from the Chickens-of-the-Sea. Hubris explains my vicious piranha-chomp to GRAND SLAM! When dummy flopped, I was SQUID-FACED — What disrespect! 🙁 Now, isn’t it totally fishy to hope that we…